MCSM, Mr. Albetta, AP Albetta, Principal Jimenez, Albetta, Dan Albetta, Dennis Hernandez, MCSM Corruption, Manhattan Center, Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics
Let's start with some famous quotes from Mr. Hernandez:
"If
it were up to me, I'd tear down every basketball rim in the entire DOE.
I can't stand the entire basketball culture. Basketball Players think
they deserve special treatment. I'm glad Jimenez doesn't allow
unofficial recruiting in our school"
- Underhanded knock on black culture.
"In my old school I used to root for other coaches to lose, I know it's fucked up but I don't care."
- Envious of success.
"You
should have worked in the school I came from. When I had lunchroom duty
I felt like a prison guard trying to keep these monkeys in line. They
would literally try to kill each other over their spot in the lunch line"
- Stop whining.
"In my old school I had sex with one of my students parents. Crazy right?"
"What's the matter with everyone in this department? Doesn't anyone want to work around here?"
- Yes and they work 10x harder than Albetta's personal butler.
"I like when we hire people who make my job easier. If they don't make my life easier I don't want them in the school."
- Oh, secretly lazy isn't he.
"Do you like Mr. McCue? Because I can't stand that guy."
-
Jealousy at it's finest. Why does he hate Mr. McCue? For being a
consummate professional and upstanding gentlemen who cares for the
school community above all? You tell me.
"These
people at MCSM have it so easy, they have no idea what it's like to
work in a school I worked in. They are all spoiled. Jimenez should just
get rid of all of them. They are poison."
"Hey you in the red hoody. TRAYVON MARTIN, get over here!"
- Racism. Plain and simple.
"Now
that Albetta is the boss he is going to expect special treatment. You
all need to watch how you talk to him and show him the respect he
deserves."
- I always thought respect was earned. Titles don't change your reputation.
"Mr. Albetta hates teaching. Why do you think he wanted to become an AP? He NEVER wants to go back to the classroom again."
- Ahh so that's why he conspired to get rid of her.
"I
agree. Mr. Albetta is wearing too many hats and he's definitely going
to mess up a lot with all these new responsibilities but whatever."
- The truth from the horse's mouth. Shh, don't tell Dirty Daniel.
"I'll
show you how to handle Mr. Albetta. Just agree with everything he says.
Never talk back to him because ya know he's a shark. He's very
sensitive and whatever he says goes. Just nod your head and go along
with whatever he wants even if you think he's dead wrong."
- He knows how to deal with Albetta alright. Just keeps his nose in Albetta's anus. No one else can do this as well though.
"I
can't stand Student A,B,C, he/she is a ghetto black bitch. Watch you'll
see how I handle these kids. I'm going to be so strict they are going
to hate me."
- Hating students? They are minors. I can't
understand hating anyone under the age of 25. And even at that hate is a
strong word.
"You don't do your job properly. You just let the
kids do whatever they want. If I wanted to I could get the students to
like me. Watch I bet you in one year all the students will like me."
-
His ego is hurt because the students despise him because he treats them
like dirt. As a dean he confiscated 10 cell phones a day and promised
to return them after the end of the day. However, when the last bell
rang, he was off to soccer practice or bolted him leaving students
without their means to communicate with parents.
"This school is
the best school for me. There's so much room to advance. There will be
plenty of AP jobs and Comp-Time positions soon. Just give Jimenez a
chance to clear out some dead weight and I will move up easily. Just
gotta be patient."
- Movin' on up! Or so he thinks.
"We
are going to do a soccer unit for 8 weeks. I don't care if the kids hate
it. I want to do soccer so that's what we are going to do."
- Ignoring the needs of students. Does he not understand his job description?
"Felicia
Bray is good for nothing other than her big black horses ass. I can't
stand that fat black bitch Ms. Milton. She's always rolling her eyes in
faculty meetings. I can't wait till Jimenez gets rid of her."
- Racist much? Jealous much? Power hungry enough?
"I don't want any kids in the office for any reason whatsoever. They don't belong there. This is MY office, not theirs."
-
What if the student is injured, or in the midst of an emergency? Or
came for makeup work or a recommendation? According to Mr. Hernandez NO
REASON is good enough. He sees one kid in the office and throws a temper
tantrum like a baby.
"To be honest, I come to this school for me. The kids come second. I'll admit it."
-
He admits that he cares more about himself despite being a CIVIL
SERVANT. Apparently he thinks he would have a job without students
enrolled.
"Whoever was involved in this student complaint is going to lose their job. Mark my words."
- Suddenly he has the power to control personnel decisions.
"Grad
school is a complete joke. These assignments are so stupid. I can't
wait till I'm finished so I can be a dean or an AP. I want that job. I
want it."
- Self-serving.
"I can't stand Mitch. He's the
senior teacher in the department and he's so fucking lazy. Plus he has
all those extra jobs. Why do you think he has so many per-session jobs?
It's because he's a greedy fucking kike."
- Prejudice Much?
"I'm
so happy Mr. Albetta is finally an AP. This means more control. You'll
see, slowly but surely we will have all the power in the school. It's
just a matter of time."
- Cronyism at it's finest.
"Honestly
I hate union meetings, they are a complete waste of time. All it is, is
a bunch of hippy teachers whining about the stupidest shit, I don't
even go most of the time."
- Now he goes to all of them because
he wants to make sure Jimenez hears everything and because he wants to
be chapter leader. Oh, the irony.
"Mr. Mitru is one of the best gym teachers ever. I learned a lot from him and so will you."
-
In one month Mr. Mitru committed at least 4 incidents of corporal
punishment and was unprofessional in using profanity towards colleagues
and students.
Stay Tuned. More to come from the first to segments of the Inhuman Centipede running MCSM into the ground.
Now .... Here are some famous quotes from Mr. Albetta:
1. “I’m going to need you to distance yourself from this union. Otherwise I can’t guarantee that you’ll be here next September.”
2. “Can’t cum inside no pussy? What are you? A fag?”
3. “You know why Weinfeld has all the jobs he has? Because he’s a greedy fucking jew.”
4. “Differentiated instruction to me is when students pair and share.”
5.
“Doing cocaine is the best feeling in the whole world. I always keep a
bag of coke and some weed in my sock drawer. We should do some coke
together one day, on me”
6. “Cheating on my wife is easy. What
she doesn’t know can’t hurt her. I just look her in the eye and lie
every time. It never fails.”
7. “As your direct supervisor I
would hate to ever have to investigate you” [Then he investigates 80% of
everyone in his departments]
8. “This is my department now. The
first thing I’m going to do is get rid of that stupid fucking Jamaican."
[On his first day as AP of P.E.]
9. “I don’t understand anything
that stupid fucking Jamaican says, He's the first person I'm gonna get.
It's just a matter of time. He's so fuckin' dumb it will be so easy”
10. “Mrs. Bonnick is useless. What a waste of money she is. She does nothing. She should just retire."
11. “Jaywana Bradley? She’s a ghetto black dyke bitch. Be careful messing with her.”
12.
“The code word for imminent school-wide intruder is [Mr. Dublin has
left the building.]" - I don't know why but this is my personal favorite
because "The Eagle has landed" is the code word for pay day. Only in
MCSM I tell ya.
13. “So I came to the rescue with the
extinguisher and put the fire out. There was smoke everywhere. I was
like Holy Shit but in the end I put it out” - Say's the arsonist himself
14.
“The rumor has it that you are the next Peter Sell. You don’t want to
be like one of these fucking hippies like Mr. Brooks or Bob McCue.” -
I'm not sure if that was a compliment or a threat.
15. “I’m going
to need you to speak up at union meetings and tell everyone the changes
I am making are good for the school. Spread the word how good I am for
the school.” - Okay no seriously, this is the best one. Need I explain
it?
16. “Jimenez has no presence. I keep telling him what to do
but he never listens to me. He spends way too much time hiding in his
office. If I was principal I'd show him a thing or two” - Yet you've
created a permanent residence inside the man's anus.
17. “I need
you to chill out with these emails. When I become principal in 4 or 5
years you can have my job but for now stop writing emails, those things
are public record.” - How nice of him to offer someone a job they don't
even want in 5 years. He's sp generous and thoughtful.
18. “Education is big business. I’ve been in it a long time.” - Too long if you ask anyone with a single brain cell.
19.
“Mike (Salek) is a jack of all trades but a master of none. He has no
vision. He is constantly in a reactive mode. I do things differently. I
am so proactive. I should have his job. He runs home right after 8th. He
doesn't put the time in to be good at what he does.” - Maybe because he
had a NEWBORN BABY at the time. Jesus this guy is a real asshole.
20.
“Excuse me. Are you threatening me?” - Said to a man walking away from
him who verbally requested a meeting in a calm demeanor.
21.
“Wendy (Ms. Muskat), just because you’re not a dean anymore doesn’t mean
you can’t keep your desk in the dean’s office...” - Yeah sure you're
not a dean anymore but you can have this toy walky talky and stay in the
deans office anyway.
22. “I don’t want you to continue this
investigation. We are not the FBI. We are in the business of education.”
- Um, I thought investigations were part of getting to the truth of a
crisis? I guess that means nothing to Albastard.
23. “I don’t
know why that parent was so mad at me. He accused me of obstructing
justice.” - Maybe because you did commit obstruction of justice you
moron!
24. “Crystal Brown is a dumb incompetent nigger. She owes
me money from last year for coaching. Just like all black people, you
never get what they owe you when it comes to money." - She was removed a
year later.
25. “Just because I’m the athletic director doesn’t mean I have to talk to coaches.” - Actually, you do asshole.
26. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2009
26a. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2010
26b. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2011
26c. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2012
26d. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2013
27.
“If you sell certain types of candy in the school you will be written
up for violating chancellor’s regulations.” - But his friends can sell
whatever they want
28. “Your teaching methods would never work in a bad school.” - Do any teaching methods work in a bad school?
29.
“I haven’t decided if you are a good teacher or not. You need more
weathering. I’ll let you know in a year or two.” - He's so patient. He
only rushes to judge people on race, religion, and sexual preference,
but when it comes to teaching he sure reserves his judgement for a
comprehensive analysis!
30. “I know nothing about social studies but I know a good lesson when I see one.” - Oh really? really? seriously? Are you sure?
31. “Everything is corporal punishment.”
32. “You could lose your job if you let a student help you put away those volleyball poles.” - Oh really?
33. “Stella fucks you up. I’ll have another please.” - Then drives home drunk.
34.
“Forget the suspension for now. I need you to take down your facebook
status immediately.” - He really has his priorities straight when it
comes to school discipline!
35. “I wish I could remember all the
things that have happened since I began teaching. I’d write a book.” -
Too bad it would cost thousands of dollars to proofread and be boring as
fuck since you write and read on a 3rd grade level.
36. “I’m voting for Obama.” - Yeah because he really has done so much for this country.
37. “I don’t follow sports.” - Says the Athletic Director! I guess he's too busy following Jimenez.
38.
“Mr. Pollack (Poh-Lok), What do you think?" REPLY:"It's Pronounced
Pahl-Ik" ...... “Mr. Pollack (Poh-Lok), What do you think?"
39. “You have to use Skedula or you will face the consequences.”
40.
“I’m going to try to hire some hot female gym teachers. We don’t need
any Bull Dikes in here. We need some eye candy around here."
41.
"I don't really care if our teams win or lose. I just care that the
students get something out of the experience." - NEWSFLASH JACKASS:
LOSING FUCKING SUCKS, AND WINNING IS THE WHOLE POINT OF PLAYING IN THE
FIRST PLACE. IF WINNING DIDN'T MATTER THEY WOULDN'T KEEP SCORES OR
RECORDS YOU MORON.
42. "I don't care what anyone says I'd bang
Magee. Have you seen her fucking tits lately? Plus her tattoos mean
she's probably a freak who takes it up the ass!" - I personally thought
she looked like Peter Pan, with glasses and the inability to fly, or
teach.
"If it were up to me, I'd tear down every basketball rim in the entire DOE. I can't stand the entire basketball culture. Basketball Players think they deserve special treatment. I'm glad Jimenez doesn't allow unofficial recruiting in our school"
- Underhanded knock on black culture.
"In my old school I used to root for other coaches to lose, I know it's fucked up but I don't care."
- Envious of success.
"You should have worked in the school I came from. When I had lunchroom duty I felt like a prison guard trying to keep these monkeys in line. They would literally try to kill each other over their spot in the lunch line"
- Stop whining.
"In my old school I had sex with one of my students parents. Crazy right?"
"What's the matter with everyone in this department? Doesn't anyone want to work around here?"
- Yes and they work 10x harder than Albetta's personal butler.
"I like when we hire people who make my job easier. If they don't make my life easier I don't want them in the school."
- Oh, secretly lazy isn't he.
"Do you like Mr. McCue? Because I can't stand that guy."
- Jealousy at it's finest. Why does he hate Mr. McCue? For being a consummate professional and upstanding gentlemen who cares for the school community above all? You tell me.
"Hey you in the red hoody. TRAYVON MARTIN, get over here!"
- Racism. Plain and simple.
"Now that Albetta is the boss he is going to expect special treatment. You all need to watch how you talk to him and show him the respect he deserves."
- I always thought respect was earned. Titles don't change your reputation.
"Mr. Albetta hates teaching. Why do you think he wanted to become an AP? He NEVER wants to go back to the classroom again."
- Ahh so that's why he conspired to get rid of her.
"I agree. Mr. Albetta is wearing too many hats and he's definitely going to mess up a lot with all these new responsibilities but whatever."
- The truth from the horse's mouth. Shh, don't tell Dirty Daniel.
"I'll show you how to handle Mr. Albetta. Just agree with everything he says. Never talk back to him because ya know he's a shark. He's very sensitive and whatever he says goes. Just nod your head and go along with whatever he wants even if you think he's dead wrong."
- He knows how to deal with Albetta alright. Just keeps his nose in Albetta's anus. No one else can do this as well though.
"I can't stand Student A,B,C, he/she is a ghetto black bitch. Watch you'll see how I handle these kids. I'm going to be so strict they are going to hate me."
- Hating students? They are minors. I can't understand hating anyone under the age of 25. And even at that hate is a strong word.
"You don't do your job properly. You just let the kids do whatever they want. If I wanted to I could get the students to like me. Watch I bet you in one year all the students will like me."
- His ego is hurt because the students despise him because he treats them like dirt. As a dean he confiscated 10 cell phones a day and promised to return them after the end of the day. However, when the last bell rang, he was off to soccer practice or bolted him leaving students without their means to communicate with parents.
"This school is the best school for me. There's so much room to advance. There will be plenty of AP jobs and Comp-Time positions soon. Just give Jimenez a chance to clear out some dead weight and I will move up easily. Just gotta be patient."
- Movin' on up! Or so he thinks.
"We are going to do a soccer unit for 8 weeks. I don't care if the kids hate it. I want to do soccer so that's what we are going to do."
- Ignoring the needs of students. Does he not understand his job description?
- Racist much? Jealous much? Power hungry enough?
"I don't want any kids in the office for any reason whatsoever. They don't belong there. This is MY office, not theirs."
- What if the student is injured, or in the midst of an emergency? Or came for makeup work or a recommendation? According to Mr. Hernandez NO REASON is good enough. He sees one kid in the office and throws a temper tantrum like a baby.
"To be honest, I come to this school for me. The kids come second. I'll admit it."
- He admits that he cares more about himself despite being a CIVIL SERVANT. Apparently he thinks he would have a job without students enrolled.
"Whoever was involved in this student complaint is going to lose their job. Mark my words."
- Suddenly he has the power to control personnel decisions.
"Grad school is a complete joke. These assignments are so stupid. I can't wait till I'm finished so I can be a dean or an AP. I want that job. I want it."
- Self-serving.
"I can't stand Mitch. He's the senior teacher in the department and he's so fucking lazy. Plus he has all those extra jobs. Why do you think he has so many per-session jobs? It's because he's a greedy fucking kike."
- Prejudice Much?
"I'm so happy Mr. Albetta is finally an AP. This means more control. You'll see, slowly but surely we will have all the power in the school. It's just a matter of time."
- Cronyism at it's finest.
"Honestly I hate union meetings, they are a complete waste of time. All it is, is a bunch of hippy teachers whining about the stupidest shit, I don't even go most of the time."
- Now he goes to all of them because he wants to make sure Jimenez hears everything and because he wants to be chapter leader. Oh, the irony.
"Mr. Mitru is one of the best gym teachers ever. I learned a lot from him and so will you."
- In one month Mr. Mitru committed at least 4 incidents of corporal punishment and was unprofessional in using profanity towards colleagues and students.
Stay Tuned. More to come from the first to segments of the Inhuman Centipede running MCSM into the ground.
Now .... Here are some famous quotes from Mr. Albetta:
1. “I’m going to need you to distance yourself from this union. Otherwise I can’t guarantee that you’ll be here next September.”
2. “Can’t cum inside no pussy? What are you? A fag?”
3. “You know why Weinfeld has all the jobs he has? Because he’s a greedy fucking jew.”
4. “Differentiated instruction to me is when students pair and share.”
5. “Doing cocaine is the best feeling in the whole world. I always keep a bag of coke and some weed in my sock drawer. We should do some coke together one day, on me”
6. “Cheating on my wife is easy. What she doesn’t know can’t hurt her. I just look her in the eye and lie every time. It never fails.”
7. “As your direct supervisor I would hate to ever have to investigate you” [Then he investigates 80% of everyone in his departments]
8. “This is my department now. The first thing I’m going to do is get rid of that stupid fucking Jamaican." [On his first day as AP of P.E.]
9. “I don’t understand anything that stupid fucking Jamaican says, He's the first person I'm gonna get. It's just a matter of time. He's so fuckin' dumb it will be so easy”
10. “Mrs. Bonnick is useless. What a waste of money she is. She does nothing. She should just retire."
11. “Jaywana Bradley? She’s a ghetto black dyke bitch. Be careful messing with her.”
12. “The code word for imminent school-wide intruder is [Mr. Dublin has left the building.]" - I don't know why but this is my personal favorite because "The Eagle has landed" is the code word for pay day. Only in MCSM I tell ya.
13. “So I came to the rescue with the extinguisher and put the fire out. There was smoke everywhere. I was like Holy Shit but in the end I put it out” - Say's the arsonist himself
14. “The rumor has it that you are the next Peter Sell. You don’t want to be like one of these fucking hippies like Mr. Brooks or Bob McCue.” - I'm not sure if that was a compliment or a threat.
15. “I’m going to need you to speak up at union meetings and tell everyone the changes I am making are good for the school. Spread the word how good I am for the school.” - Okay no seriously, this is the best one. Need I explain it?
16. “Jimenez has no presence. I keep telling him what to do but he never listens to me. He spends way too much time hiding in his office. If I was principal I'd show him a thing or two” - Yet you've created a permanent residence inside the man's anus.
17. “I need you to chill out with these emails. When I become principal in 4 or 5 years you can have my job but for now stop writing emails, those things are public record.” - How nice of him to offer someone a job they don't even want in 5 years. He's sp generous and thoughtful.
18. “Education is big business. I’ve been in it a long time.” - Too long if you ask anyone with a single brain cell.
19. “Mike (Salek) is a jack of all trades but a master of none. He has no vision. He is constantly in a reactive mode. I do things differently. I am so proactive. I should have his job. He runs home right after 8th. He doesn't put the time in to be good at what he does.” - Maybe because he had a NEWBORN BABY at the time. Jesus this guy is a real asshole.
20. “Excuse me. Are you threatening me?” - Said to a man walking away from him who verbally requested a meeting in a calm demeanor.
21. “Wendy (Ms. Muskat), just because you’re not a dean anymore doesn’t mean you can’t keep your desk in the dean’s office...” - Yeah sure you're not a dean anymore but you can have this toy walky talky and stay in the deans office anyway.
22. “I don’t want you to continue this investigation. We are not the FBI. We are in the business of education.” - Um, I thought investigations were part of getting to the truth of a crisis? I guess that means nothing to Albastard.
23. “I don’t know why that parent was so mad at me. He accused me of obstructing justice.” - Maybe because you did commit obstruction of justice you moron!
24. “Crystal Brown is a dumb incompetent nigger. She owes me money from last year for coaching. Just like all black people, you never get what they owe you when it comes to money." - She was removed a year later.
25. “Just because I’m the athletic director doesn’t mean I have to talk to coaches.” - Actually, you do asshole.
26. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2009
26a. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2010
26b. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2011
26c. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2012
26d. “There is no money in the budget for sports teams this year." 2013
27. “If you sell certain types of candy in the school you will be written up for violating chancellor’s regulations.” - But his friends can sell whatever they want
28. “Your teaching methods would never work in a bad school.” - Do any teaching methods work in a bad school?
29. “I haven’t decided if you are a good teacher or not. You need more weathering. I’ll let you know in a year or two.” - He's so patient. He only rushes to judge people on race, religion, and sexual preference, but when it comes to teaching he sure reserves his judgement for a comprehensive analysis!
30. “I know nothing about social studies but I know a good lesson when I see one.” - Oh really? really? seriously? Are you sure?
31. “Everything is corporal punishment.”
32. “You could lose your job if you let a student help you put away those volleyball poles.” - Oh really?
33. “Stella fucks you up. I’ll have another please.” - Then drives home drunk.
34. “Forget the suspension for now. I need you to take down your facebook status immediately.” - He really has his priorities straight when it comes to school discipline!
35. “I wish I could remember all the things that have happened since I began teaching. I’d write a book.” - Too bad it would cost thousands of dollars to proofread and be boring as fuck since you write and read on a 3rd grade level.
36. “I’m voting for Obama.” - Yeah because he really has done so much for this country.
37. “I don’t follow sports.” - Says the Athletic Director! I guess he's too busy following Jimenez.
38. “Mr. Pollack (Poh-Lok), What do you think?" REPLY:"It's Pronounced Pahl-Ik" ...... “Mr. Pollack (Poh-Lok), What do you think?"
39. “You have to use Skedula or you will face the consequences.”
40. “I’m going to try to hire some hot female gym teachers. We don’t need any Bull Dikes in here. We need some eye candy around here."
41. "I don't really care if our teams win or lose. I just care that the students get something out of the experience." - NEWSFLASH JACKASS: LOSING FUCKING SUCKS, AND WINNING IS THE WHOLE POINT OF PLAYING IN THE FIRST PLACE. IF WINNING DIDN'T MATTER THEY WOULDN'T KEEP SCORES OR RECORDS YOU MORON.
42. "I don't care what anyone says I'd bang Magee. Have you seen her fucking tits lately? Plus her tattoos mean she's probably a freak who takes it up the ass!" - I personally thought she looked like Peter Pan, with glasses and the inability to fly, or teach.
To be continued...